A Beautiful Moment in the Life of a Student

It's 1 in the morning. I am writing a final paper for history, and it's not very good. It has to be 10-15 pages. I usually type single spaced until I am done and then double space it, but I can tell how long it will end up being. I was getting really nervous about this one, and though I have so much information and I thought it would be so long, it was barely coming to ten pages. As I was trying to figure out how to lengthen it, I looked up and lo and behold! I am writing in Times New Roman, size 10. As we all know, it's supposed to be 12! Hello bonus couple of pages!

You can't tell me there is no God...