My Mini-Vacation

I am sitting in Baltimore with Sparky, eating low-carb wraps and vegetarian liver, and drinking wine like middle aged lesbians. My birthday is coming up a little too soon, and I am feeling old and ugly and useless and blah. Usually I do not feel any of these things, and I am letting myself wallow in them, at least for another couple of days. People in my age group talk about going to their tenth high school reunion, and I can't imagine. I am way not cool enough to go. And that is not fishing for compliments, merely expressing my attitude towards life.

I am in Baltimore now, as I said before, and heading to Philly tomorrow for my boring birthday weekend. Then on to CT for the big post-cruise showdown with my family, then back to a new semester. Good times, good times. I should go and wallow a little more socially. Check ya later, peeps.